Best Of Season 13 | Most Shocking + Funniest Moments ft. Our Best Guests & More πŸ™Œ Wild 'N Out

– If you don't get yourlook up Marley, say cheese, the (beep) outta here.

(audience laughs) – If you don't get your weirdoutfit, ass out here (beep).

It look like you sit kneesfirst on the couch, like this.

(audience laughs) (upbeat music) – The dude I'm 'bout tobring out here is one of the hottest rappers in the game.

(audience applause) Yeah, they say he one ofthe most controversial dudes in the game, make some noisefor Ski Mask The Bird God.

(audience cheers) Ski Mask The Bird Dog.

– Who is that kid? – What's up, man, you all right.

Y'all know Ski Mask? – Ain't no ski mask, (audience cheers) (team members screaming at each other) – You can't call nobody.

You can't (beep).

– You can't fire me, I cometo this show when I want to.

– Y'all give it, you damn right.

Y'all keep it goingfor, he can't be fired, he too talented, he toocrazy, Karlous Miller.

β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ (audience applause)- The topic is Tattoos.

β™ͺ Pick up & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ And kill it, and kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ Pick up & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ Wiz don't let me have it β™ͺ β™ͺ I'm way above average β™ͺ β™ͺ Me and you, yeah β™ͺ β™ͺ Think we both tatted β™ͺ β™ͺ Yeah we both tatted β™ͺ β™ͺ I got a lot β™ͺ β™ͺ I'm getting tattoosand I'll never stop β™ͺ β™ͺ You'll never stop β™ͺ β™ͺ I'm doing the whop β™ͺ β™ͺ We gon go out hereand make it pop lock β™ͺ β™ͺ Make it pop lock β™ͺ β™ͺ Know you can't stop me β™ͺ β™ͺ Told you before I'ma ink my whole body β™ͺ (audience laughs)β™ͺ Ink your whole body β™ͺ β™ͺ Young's a real fellow β™ͺ β™ͺ And everybody know black and yellow β™ͺ β™ͺ Black and yellow β™ͺ β™ͺ I made that it hurt β™ͺ β™ͺ Got so many tatt'sit look like a shirt β™ͺ (audience cheers)β™ͺ Pick up & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ – Homeless people do thiswith the money you give them.

(buzzer) – (beep) Whoa.

(audience ohs) – All right Trump, she got over the wall.

(audience laughs)(bell dings) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ – Do the Gwara Gwara (upbeat music) (audience cheers) (bell dings) Do the this is America (audience chants America) (bell dings) (bell dings repeatedly) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ – Wanna root.

– Clayton, your noselook like a soft (beep) (audience laughs) – Justina, you use yournose to pick locks, you don't get outta here, Sandra Bullock face having mutha (beep) – Clayton, you big for noreason, big head, big hands, big feet, small (beep)having head ass balls.

(audience groans) – Big (beep) having ass with that God damn big balls yougot going on down there.

I'm trying to pick my kids up from school.

(audience laughs)(blows whistle) – You out.

– [Audience] Got Damned.

(bell dings)(audience cheers) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ (audience applause) – You sexy in person.

You know what, if you gonlet me show you what I'd do to you after the show, justleave that water in your mouth.

(audience laughs) Oh, I got a chance, huh.

I see you later.

– What about me, can I have some sex? (spitting water) (audience laughs hysterically) (bell dings) – Girl you spit that out, damn girl.

(audience laughs) – Aw, that aint (beep) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ β™ͺ This is Atlanta thehome of black show biz β™ͺ β™ͺ But what I didn't know β™ͺ β™ͺ is that out here dudes be wearing wigs β™ͺ (audience laughs) β™ͺ At the family reunion β™ͺ β™ͺ Who we introducing β™ͺ β™ͺ Who we introducing β™ͺ β™ͺ This my cousin Tasha β™ͺ β™ͺ She's aggressive, she be harming me β™ͺ β™ͺ But look, don't she looklike Bizzy Bone from β™ͺ β™ͺ Bone thugs N Harmony β™ͺ (buzzer)β™ͺ At the family reunion β™ͺ – Man, the bald head (beep) me up, man.

I came back after thatdamn bald head, man.

Y'all seen that (beep)(beep) said boom, man.

(audience laughs) I thought his head blew up, man.

I can't (beep) that, I'm sorry Mom.

(mic drops) – Man yo head look like anashtray without the wig.

(audience laughs) (bell dings) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ β™ͺ I said I-I-I-I lost my voice β™ͺ (Clears throat) β™ͺ I-I-I-I lost my voice β™ͺ β™ͺ So I sound like, β™ͺ β™ͺ mm, mm, ah, ah, β™ͺ β™ͺ mm, mm, ah, ah β™ͺ β™ͺ Mm, mm, ah, ah β™ͺ β™ͺ Mm, ah β™ͺ β™ͺ mm, mm, ah, ah β™ͺ β™ͺ Mm, mm, ah, ah β™ͺ β™ͺ Mm, mm, ah, ah β™ͺ β™ͺ Mm, ah β™ͺ β™ͺ Look, running roundin the Bentley with it β™ͺ β™ͺ Everybody know I got it β™ͺ β™ͺ Quick running throughthe whole hood with it β™ͺ β™ͺ Bouncing like a sock drop β™ͺ β™ͺ With bad little bitty riding with me β™ͺ β™ͺ She about to get none β™ͺ β™ͺ I didn't have to go and finish school β™ͺ β™ͺ 'cause I drop my talent β™ͺβ™ͺ Hold up, hold up β™ͺ (beat boxing)β™ͺ Who, huh, who, huh, who, huh β™ͺ β™ͺ Yo β™ͺ β™ͺ Who, huh, who, huh, who β™ͺ β™ͺ Yo β™ͺ β™ͺ Okay β™ͺ β™ͺ Hey β™ͺ(Audience chants Hey) β™ͺ Okay β™ͺ β™ͺ Aw β™ͺ β™ͺ Hey, hey β™ͺ β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ (audience applause) – It's my little brother, y'all.

My blood brother, and hewanted to be something with his life, and look athim, he a college graduate, and now he on this show.

– Remember all that stuffyou was telling me about Los at the crib, so we gonna getto the bottom of this, bro.

We bout to find out right now.

(audience groans) – [Red Team Member] Big ass shoes.

(audience laughs) I'm on your team, I'm sorry.

– Hey man, leave me alone.

All right.

– [Black Team Member] And the shoes man.

β™ͺ I say they call them big stuff.

β™ͺ β™ͺ Big stuff β™ͺ- Cannon's got big feet.

– Anyway, I'm tryna to ask your man, some very important questions right now.

– [Black Team Member] Let your shoes ask? (audience laughs) – Hey man.

(screaming laughter) – Order in this court please DJ DeRay? – [Red Team Member] He want the shoe, and nothing but the shoe.

(laughs) (everyone laughs)(audience laughs) (buzzer) – Shoo! (audience laughs) β™ͺ Shoe, shoe, shoe β™ͺ β™ͺ Shoe, shoe, shoe β™ͺ β™ͺ Shoe, shoe, shoe β™ͺ β™ͺ Shoe, shoe, shoe β™ͺ (everyone laughs hysterically) (bell dings)(bull horn) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ – You say I dress like a step Dad, bro.

You dress like a 13 yearold, so what's that about.

I done put lights in Africa, I don't mean to put yours out.

(audience ohs) (audience applause) (bell dings) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ – Wella root.

– And girl, if you don't getyour sexy ass up outta here.

– Boy, you so ugly, I'm talking so loud, 'cause your ears so small.

(audience laughs) – Say your girl, if you don't get your, I'm staying at the Marriott downtown, Room 163 ass up outta here.

– Well that's good because your teeth looking like hotel pillows, so makes sense to me.

(everyone laughs) (referee blows whistle) – You're out.

(bell dings) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ (audience applause) – Things Cortez gets mistaken for.

– But Rico, it's about me.

– I got you.

(slaps button)(bell ringing) – What is this button? (audience laughs)(bell dings) – Heck yeah, – Hold on, wait, wait, wait.

(slaps button)(bell ringing) What is the joystick from Ms Pacman.

(everyone laughs) (bell dings) – We are killing.

(slaps button)(bell ringing) – Who is a Sincada? (bell dings) (slaps button)(bell ringing) What is a big toe? (bell dings) (slaps button)(bell ringing) What is a nut sack?(bell dings) (slaps button)(bell ringing) – What is a light bulb? (bell dings) (slaps button)(bell ringing) – What is a housefly? (bell dings) (slaps button)(bell ringing) – What is SpongeBob withhis Jellyfish glasses on? (audience laughs)(bell dings) (slaps button)(bell ringing) What is a snapping turtle.

(bell dings) (slaps button)(bell ringing) What is sesame seed on a hamburger bun? (bell dings)(audience laughs) (slaps button)(bell ringing) – What is a titty nipple, stupid? (bell dings)(audience laughs) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ β™ͺ Pick up & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ And kill it and kill it β™ͺ – The topic is Rumorsβ™ͺ Pick up & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ And kill it and kill It β™ͺ β™ͺ Pick up & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ And kill it and kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ Pick up & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ And kill it and kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ I know you heard, Itaste like a skittle β™ͺ β™ͺ But you'll never knowcause I heard you little β™ͺ β™ͺ Heard that I'm little, I bet you is thick β™ͺ β™ͺ I heard you on the showbecause you slept with Nick β™ͺ β™ͺ I slept with Nick, youknow that's (beep) not true β™ͺ β™ͺ You just mad, 'causeI won't sleep with you β™ͺ β™ͺ I heard that it stinkand that is a sin β™ͺ β™ͺ That's why you can'tfind you a boyfriend β™ͺ (bell dings)- Bitch β™ͺ Pick up and kill it β™ͺ And kill it and kill it β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ (bell dings) – Give it up for the Grinchthat stole my food stamps.

(audience laughs) (bell dings)- Ha, ha.

– Give it up for the throw up emoji.

(ehhh) (bell dings) – The real definitionof a head of lettuce.

(bell dings)(audience laughs) – Thank you love, thank you.

β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ – Okay, check it out.

β™ͺ Girl I'm the king of the jungle β™ͺ β™ͺ I'll give you this banana β™ͺ β™ͺ Yeah I'm ready to rumble β™ͺ β™ͺ Then they tool me out the jungle.

β™ͺ (buzzer) – You can't say king.

– You said King.

– You can't say king.

– Get your ass over here, light-skinned, dummy.

– Okay, let me do itagain, let me do it again.

– No, no.

(audience laughs) (audience applause) β™ͺ Me and you on thiscouch won't last long β™ͺ β™ͺ I chase around people with a mask on β™ͺ β™ͺ I be peeping my prayers, plusI be beefing with my sister β™ͺ β™ͺ For like 50 years β™ͺ β™ͺ Take this stand you out β™ͺ β™ͺ We could trick or treat, trickor trick with the candy out β™ͺ β™ͺ I mean, here's another hint for you β™ͺ β™ͺ Flame in it, this movietitle, got my name in it β™ͺ β™ͺ Holla ween playa, holla ween playa.

β™ͺ (buzzer) No, I said holla, I didn't say Hallow.

– You said ween though, getyo big head ass over here.

– Holla, holla – You still said ween.

– Holla we ain't playing, not Halloween.

– Man I need some smart people on my team.

β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ (audience applause) – I'm just be real, I'm Nick thoughts.

I don't know why I cameout here dressed like the pregnant THOTs that be on High School.

(audience laughs) That was a joke, butforget all that, can you, am I ugly is that the reasonyou had spit that water out? That's why you did that? (audience laughs)(bell dings) So now we back to it.

So you will have sex with me, you will have sex with me.

(bell dings) (bull horn) I'll catch it for you, I'll catch it.

(audience laughs) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ (audience applause) – This is my 3rd seasonon the show right here.

How come you won't let me talk? Y'all just bringing itall on me now, just.

– You know it's crazy, 'cause I got a voice.

(audience cheers) I'm say one thing, and I'm a keep it real.

Anyone one of you beautifullades come talk to me, I promise I won't be speechless.

(audience ohs) – That's exactly why wedon't let your ass talk.

Shut your ass up, and get to hopping back, get on over there.

Your privileges have been revoked.

β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ – Your answer is things Black people say while watching scary movies.

(slaps button)(bell ringing) – What is this white (beep) trip and fall one more mutha (beep) time.

(bell dings) (slaps button)(bell ringing) – God, had it been me, but Iwould (beep) that (beep) up, player, like.

(bell dings)(audience applause) (slaps button)(bell ringing) – What is yeah, yeah, I cantalk, don't even worry about, I'm at the movies but what's up.

Yeah talk to me.

(bell dings) – So what's that supposed to be, tryna say we talk at the movies? (slaps button)(bell ringing) – Man ain't nobody watching the movie, come and get me some of this (beep) girl.

(bell dings)(audience laughs) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ – What up B, (cackles) Talk young (beep).

– I'm tryna tell you (beep) – Talking (beep), talking (beep).

– Ah, hell naw.

– Talking, talking.

– Hell naw.

– She done (beep) pulledher titties in my hand.

(audience laughs) (bell dings) (screaming) Now listen, what I'm about tosay, might hurt your pride.

But this how you dress whenfind you can't find your clothes and your Uber outside.

(audience laughs)(bell dings) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ – Hitman, first your teethwas small, now they large.

Baby boy, they didn'thave those in a medium.

(audience cheers) – You are out.

– Got damned, TKO.

(bell dings) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ β™ͺ The wildstyle β™ͺ β™ͺ Feet that come with better rules β™ͺ β™ͺ I'm about to do it bigger thanyour look, brother's shoes β™ͺ (audience laughs)β™ͺ Than your lil brother shoes β™ͺ β™ͺ I'm bout to do it bigger thanyour little brother shoes β™ͺ β™ͺ Look at these β™ͺ β™ͺ These is his red boots β™ͺ β™ͺ They bigger than hell, and you know he gon shoe.

β™ͺ β™ͺ Step, boom, step, boom, step, boom β™ͺ (Bell dings) β™ͺ Whatcha coming in lil brother β™ͺ β™ͺ Chico stop playing β™ͺ β™ͺ Ain't no need to amp, youknow his little brother β™ͺ β™ͺ Is the kickball champ β™ͺ β™ͺ I said the kickball champ, he be booting it long β™ͺ β™ͺ His brother boot so big, you know that you wrong β™ͺ β™ͺ Chico bean you do stand up β™ͺ β™ͺ Somebody shoulda remind me β™ͺ β™ͺ But Nick bought 85 southlike Bulls in the '90s β™ͺ (bell dings) – Okay.

β™ͺ Win, you sound like (beep) β™ͺ β™ͺ When you run it sound like this β™ͺ β™ͺ Boom, boom, boom β™ͺ β™ͺ Boom, boom, boom β™ͺ (Bell dings) – Hey Chico.

β™ͺ You know I be spitting β™ͺ β™ͺ Imagine getting jumped in here β™ͺ β™ͺ Nick tell your brotherget some kicks in β™ͺ (audience laughs) – You on his team! β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ (audience applause) β™ͺ I'm the king of the jungle (laughs) β™ͺ (audience laughs) – Okay, listen, okay.

β™ͺ Now I ain't gonna lie β™ͺ β™ͺ This movie real good β™ͺ β™ͺ But I didn't see it β™ͺ β™ͺ 'cause a (beep) from the hood β™ͺ β™ͺ Ain't gonna lie β™ͺ β™ͺ This movie real hard β™ͺ β™ͺ If you let me go down there β™ͺ β™ͺ I'm a have you soundinglike that monster β™ͺ (Chewbacca growl)(audience laughs) – Star Wars, Star Wars, I said Star Wars.

– She said it.

(Chewbacca growl) (bell dings) (bull horn) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ – The answer is things white people say while watching a scary movie.

(slaps button)(bell ringing) – What is Oh my God, can you guys be quiet! (audience laughs) (bell dings) (bell ringing) – What is, yes 911there's some Black people watching a movie right now! (bell dings) – I got another one, I got another one.

(slaps button)(bell ringing) – Actually that could never happen because the human body scientifically doesn't carry that much blood.

(bell dings)(audience laughs) (bell ringing) – What is(hand banging) I was on you guys' side! (audience laughs)(bell dings) β™ͺ Wild 'N Out β™ͺ β™ͺ Pickup & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ And kill it and kill it β™ͺ- The topic is getting fired.

β™ͺ Pick up & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ And kill it and kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ Pickup & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ And kill it and kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ You didn't get fired, I thought you retired β™ͺ β™ͺ Heard you on the radiocrying and crying β™ͺ β™ͺ Crying and crying (beep) you wish β™ͺ β™ͺ Man I didn't get fired (beep) I quit β™ͺ β™ͺ He said he quick, Idon't want to go fast β™ͺ β™ͺ But you need to puton this damn ski mask β™ͺ β™ͺ Nick you say you aBoss, but you a liar β™ͺ β™ͺ You let the white peopletell me that I was fired β™ͺ β™ͺ How the white people tellme I aint got not job β™ͺ β™ͺ When the black dude wasthe one that put me on β™ͺ β™ͺ The one that put you on β™ͺ β™ͺ and we keep going to the break of dawn β™ͺ β™ͺ 'cause you my man, word isborn, don't leave me hanging β™ͺ β™ͺ You know what I'm saying β™ͺ β™ͺ Okay, Nick, I see that youWild 'N, we'll call it even β™ͺ β™ͺ Just give me 20 thousand β™ͺ β™ͺ Give you 20 thousand, yo that's so easy β™ͺ β™ͺ I got that in my pocket, you got it my neezy β™ͺ β™ͺ This is my show, and you are my cat β™ͺ β™ͺ So (beep) what they talkabout, you got your job back β™ͺ (audience cheers) β™ͺ Pick up & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ And kill it and kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ Pick up & kill it β™ͺ β™ͺ And kill it and kill it β™ͺ (upbeat music).